3 Word Story - I

 

Alan was torrenting

late at night.

For a certain

special something that

Todd wanted quickly.

It wasn't porn...

coding up a

red punch frosting.

as sexy as

he expected. Because

futa was alan's

step sisters, manga.

 

However the tentacle

slid slowly up

alan's leg while

Sailor Moon blared

The tentacle prepared

it's grip around

The super extendable

KDA robot leg

. Klye woke-up

with Bryce's arm

next to his

covered in slime

as an Evangelion

, with Rei inside!

, baked some delectable

 

cookies of doom

with a red...

velvet creamy nouget

Sword of truth

Shaped like an

school girl plushie.

That looked like

Kyles ticking robotic

noodly appendage. Afterwards,

they all had

sweaty jungle sex.

While waiting for

the latest naruto

, Todd drove his

tricycle off the

 

pedo bear plushie

into the large

pool of octogenarians.

Now, that they

found some squishy

green jelly beans...

, Aaron pulled out

Exterminate Jefferson! Exterminate!

(Does that one count?)

Which actually was

A very large

pickle, with feet

Which was kicking

Ben in the

crotch. Jefferson looked

 

silly, in that

frilly swimsuit, standing

with his leg

perched like captain

Harlock but in

a bag of

salami flavored onions

Rotten, stinky, rubber

chilli corn dogs

that he had

Just thought about

 

 

 

 

... post office! meh.

So bravely he

took a bite

and shouted loudly!!!

 

What the HELL!!!

Then some Persians

and their harem

raised the dead

fluid came pouring

from every orifice

that filled so

many, many, twinkies.

Meanwhile, the perfect

post office, was

surrounded by zombies

that only wanted

to chew on

a very tasty

blueberry flavored jellybean

 

of the damned!

that reeked of

fermented toe cheese

and rank kimchee!

Despite the massive

collection of manga

that was under

Alan's unkempt bed

or Bryce's reviews.

that was really

a mighty morphin

FISH, with five

giant flaming duckholes

that oozed out

chunky rainbow colored

 

Kirby clones. Suddenly,

Sucked down some

pink pepto bismo

and spewed forth

a rubber duck

Awesome metal lyrics

recited by the

tech guru, Todd

about the evil

that men do

with poor little

rubber ninja turtles

lined up in

a dark hallway

being molested by

 

angry old men

who wanted Ben

to drop his

phat beats yo!

The moral of

Aesop's fable was

try to never

stop drop and

roll a fat

tire down the

spine of a

large cosplaying otaku

dressed as sailor

named popeye. He

found "mee spinach"

 

in a dumpster

next to the

dog with the

dan robot, then

quickly took a

sega genesis, suddenly

he transformed into

a super huge

otaku, and ate

500 hot dogs!

Dan suddenly appeared.

He was displeased.

because he wanted

more death note

but someone had

 

called Man-Fei in

for lap dances

Which cost alot

pain and hurt

not to mention

that one time

he lost his

trumpet in band

which caused much

pain which lead

to another visit

from monkey ninjas

armed with long

throbbing, pussing, banana

hugging hippies, who

 

Danced beneath the

the boardwalks, in

full purple regalia

of the great

era of 69'

"Amazing!" said Jefferson

...NICE post office!

"Speaking of which..."

"I just saw..."

"...Punxsutawney Phil's shadow."

it was shaped

like a big

glowing, magenta, dancing

pile of crazy

mexican jumping beans!

 

That ruled a

island far away

called peanut butter

dipped little slice

of F'tagn CTHULLU!

Smegin' curry vin-da-leu!

Wearing Jefferson's swimsuit

filled with lice.

and re-fried beans!

We don't make

any green armadillos

Eat pinto beans

shaped like marshmallows

Shaped like giant

silly putty eggs

 

Because that's sick.

New podcast uploaded,

a mind numbing

extravaganza of chicken.

"zOMFG!" Marcy exclaimed!

"It's Futanari time"

As she shaked

her giant weener

sized french bagette

so very hard

against Alan's window

shattering it and

Startling KDA inside

Aaron gRoWLed loudly

brandishing a Cat-o-nine

 

silver birthday cake

at his hip.

The next day

he awoke to

quantrim matrix fish

wriggling in his

underpants. Suddenly, G-d

shouted from above!

I'll fucking gut

you rascally kids!

Meanwhile OGchan was

getting filled with

loads of porn

Hey you cheated!

Cheating is bad.

 

mmMMMKay! Now children

suck on this

Puss flowing pussy

cat, who's die-ing!

So as for

dancing in the

forest of nymphs

with big wobbly

rubber yoga balls

that were placed

on top of

the absent podcast

ducklings who quacked

sadly requesting more

hot guy porn

 

for ogchan. Now

the great benevolent

looked and found

Julian was horny

cause you could

dance if you

saw his weener

inside of a

very dark hallway.

The Rapist said

swords for a

larry duckhole lubber

named Jackson Malloy

would kill you

for his ACHTUNG!

 

Lately Alan has

been podcasting alot!

without pants on

fire. There was

also a refference

To mighty Zartan

in the bible

who said! Thou

shall rape duckholes

mentally, not physically!

Do it Hard!

Just do it!

All night long

for great justice

 

Then Daft Punk

mehsterbated to Jefferson

NO THEY DIDN'T!

yes they did

all over Alans

mailbox at night!

With a rubber

glowing strap-on dildo

. Anyway, Mormons seem

to enjoy duckholes

more than frogs!

So did that

scary circus clown!

He was probably

a hemaphrodite sucking

 

a giant pulsating

Leisure Suit Larry

This is dirty!

Said Larry Laffer

as he reached

for Micheal Jackson's

sparkly glove. It

shone with glory

glowed so brightly!

end of story?

No! You pervs! =D

Screamed Alan covering

his duck hole!

which wasn't flaming

but was in

 

exit only pants.

stage right huckleberry

you piece of

bluebery pie sweat

cum! Panocha! Panocha!

SBG-Chan fondled Jefferson

into the night

of intense debauchery!

Aaron wistfully sighed.

Wishing he had

looked up how

To make chocolate

covered grasshoppers for

anal insertion. Instead

of his stomach.

 

He put them

in a tight

Tupperware 3000 Strap-on

but forgot how

to spurt grasshoppers

because that's the

reason why Aaron

hates tarutaru redmages.

Named Bob the

Jellybelly, a flaccid

sprig of grass

that only needs

salt and butter

to make it

 

teh deliciousness so

Alan wouldn't kill

the Trix rabbit

anymore. Last time

the fuckbunny

touched my computer

he splattered shit

you know, "may-OH-naise"

on the ram

, finally someone posted

a java applet

that said, "Hello

, Dave. Why are

you touching that!

" Obviously, the only

 

Hand dong Douchebag

won the election

To be Aaron's

poodle carrying spike

imbedded in flaming

hot Cheetos. Suddenly,

Paul farted. OMG!

Everyone breathed deep

Smells like Strawberries!

That were dipped

in green chocolate

cake that Hitler

stuck up his

sleeves! Acktung! Cakeler!!

Bombs fell from

 

the blue raspberries!

Which tasted like

Monkeys wrapped in

tin foil hats

simmered in wine.

Now, Bobby sang

a glorious tune

out his rectum.

It's plastic! He

proclaimed while retrieving

a really long

ending. It's done!

 

Three Word Story II

 

Kip likes cereal

stuffed in his

man parts like

man-faye does. Alan

is very awesome!l

Thats a lie

. Kyle appeared and

danced a jigg!

The Rahxephon roared

Beneath the moonlight

jefferson was fapping

to a Tardis

dancing a jigg!

His love handles

 

consisted of marshmallow

flavored ice cream

with rainbow jimmies!

Filling massive jars

of man milk

; that's WHOLE milk

;Or is it

? Anne described it

as a whitish

toothpaste dispenser. It

shouted out loud

don't squeeze me!

Alan got shaved

and was smoooooooth!

He ran outside

 

to see the

ass of KDA.

Hey! Look! Elvis!

Holding a duckhole!

...and Cherry pie...

goo on top

that Matt applied!

Recently Matt has

developed a rash

on his penis.

which turned purple

like grape jelly

when shoved up

come-on-way too grose

Said Alan as

 

as he died.

Meanwhile Aaron laughed

because something creepy

snuck into alan's

mass-spectrometer basement

. It latched itself

onto Hopper's cranium

it looked like

hell-retched Death

writhing and screaming

as it entered

the plug suit

cavity of Hopper's

brain. Todd approved

as Alan waited

 

to feast on

the rich gooeyness

inside."Ah", thought

Aaron, when Hopper

dances a jig!

He definitely looked

sexy in that

little red yukata

and pink tutu.

In fact, he

pronounced his tail

vas was programming

linked stack iterators

with repetitive code

Raping the Matrix!

 

With his foot!

You killed it!

It is over.

Not it's not!

Start it over...

push the button!

Everything self destructs.

Stupid red button!

No! THAT button!

It explodes again.

(in Slow mo)

NO!!!!!!!!! JEFFERSON's POOPING

ON THE CONSOLE

PUSH THAT BUTTON!

NO THE BELLYBUTTON

but then Jesus

 

dressed as a

halo wearing ninja

with matching manbag

and red who-who's

of dracionian chocolates!

Vas trounced on

them like wild

and killed him.

"Verily!" cried Aaron!

what?!? Speak clearly.

Jefferson screamed as

Aaron swung his

"human bat" at

his stats teacher.

Pop quiz! Get

 

funky fresh with

a smegma cake.

Holy frackin' ninja

its a giant

Get in the

super-sized condom of

jello pudding pops!

Pudding so delicious

it'll make you

slap yo momma.

With a wet

turnip of doom

 

 

 

3 Word Story III

 

(cue ominous music and Hollywood Announcer Dan please!)

 

IN A WORLD

within Noobchan's pants

was something small

in size, but

LARGE in heart!

In fact, you

can hear it

through your butt.

NOW, KEVIN SMITH

screenplayed a film

about disgruntled Mormons

who can't dance.

IT'S UP TO

YOU! Only you

 

can prevent forest

GNOMEs from dancing!

The GNOMES PLAN

the escape route

to chocolate hell

, but the journey

keeps on going

when Paul faps

to Emo music

on to Eeper.

He likes to

kill people with

peanut butter twix!

NOOOOOOO! Cried Todd

as he grasped

 

the long stick

from Jesus to

wack people with!

"Walk Softly..." said

five greek pitas!

Stick it in

that kitchen drawer

NOT MY BOXERS!

You bum looker!

Alan's futa calendar

was gross. You

know nothing! NUUHHT-TING!

BEER FECK ARSE!

Anyhow, John ran

a website. Kyle

 

nominated Frank president

of Poochie-Coo city

, and I became

vegamite monster of

He-man's dildo collection.

The giant buttplug

won't be mentioned

Ice CREAM! Ice!

ice baby. Doo

whatcha got too

when fapping to

Shinji fapping on

absolutely nothing. NO-MOARZ-FAPPING-4-U-SHINJI!

. It's very true.

 

But at least

I know where

to stick this

bag of baby-carrots.

in 8=D's pants

is pocket change!

The arcade was

full of gay-mers!

In shiny latex

FIN! The end!

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